Biblically Accurate Hotdog Triblend Shirt
"And the mustard shall flow abundantly, for the Lord said unto them, 'Thou shalt not forsake the frankfurter, nor deny the bun that holds it together. For as the hotdog is wrapped in its savory casing, so shall my love embrace thee, filling thy soul with flavors divine. And verily, those who adorn their hotdogs with ketchup shall be cast out, for it is an abomination in my sight. Only mustard, onions, and relish shall grace the holy hotdog, and those who partake in its goodness shall know true satisfaction, both in body and in spirit.'" - Frankfurters 3:16 (The Sausage Bible, Revised Edition)
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- 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
- Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
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Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
