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Wurst Christmas Ever T-Shirt

$40.76 AUD
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On the first day of Christmas my parasocially inclined friend gave to me, one hotdog.


I was going to continue writing out the song but then found it just ended up looking like this:


Hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog


So instead, I am showing mercy and stopping myself. As a thank you, you should consider getting yourself or your enemy one of these incredibly festive shirts.


Make your realtives and friends confused. Do it.


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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester

 

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.