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Wurst Christmas Ever Crewneck Pullover
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On the first day of Christmas my parasocially inclined friend gave to me, one hotdog.
I was going to continue writing out the song but then found it just ended up looking like this:
Hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog
So instead, I am showing mercy and stopping myself. As a thank you, you should consider getting yourself or your enemy one of these incredibly festive pullovers.
More details
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Meat Mommy Merch
- Email: contact@support.meatmommy.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, lead 2 year warranty in EEA and UK
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Wurst Christmas Ever Crewneck Pullover Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleevelength |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|
